Mattress Units scuffle in St. Francis
As the weather heats up in WI, curbside space is at a premium. On Tuesday, March 10 Milwaukee's resource recovery unit witnessed a scuffle on a snow bank on the corner of Howard Avenue and Taylor.
The men from r2van (resource recovery van) were driving westbound on Howard Avenue when "Alphabet", the team's senior member, made the discovery. Allegedly, the two mattress units were scuffling over curbside space. (according to statutory construction as set in the 2015 curbside constitution, whichever unit is closest to the curb without actually falling in to the curb.(For the record, please note that street and curb are synonymous here- also see appendix a 4262-b7, "a street has a curb conjoining the middle with other streets defined as such). While the scuffle ensued the units tipped over the snowbank and into the street. Thus, disqualifying each for first haul.
. Eye witnesses at the scene, including Alphabet didn't see who started the scuffle. The units were given a citation and were asked to stay.
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The men from r2van (resource recovery van) were driving westbound on Howard Avenue when "Alphabet", the team's senior member, made the discovery. Allegedly, the two mattress units were scuffling over curbside space. (according to statutory construction as set in the 2015 curbside constitution, whichever unit is closest to the curb without actually falling in to the curb.(For the record, please note that street and curb are synonymous here- also see appendix a 4262-b7, "a street has a curb conjoining the middle with other streets defined as such). While the scuffle ensued the units tipped over the snowbank and into the street. Thus, disqualifying each for first haul.
. Eye witnesses at the scene, including Alphabet didn't see who started the scuffle. The units were given a citation and were asked to stay.
Brought to you by Wasted Space and Bad Bin Humour
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