Wood Grant- Sperber v Bay View

We have been Sprouting Wood for almost 2 years now and have yet to receive our cash grant? What's the deal? Is it because we are not as talented as Dwayne Sperber. Yes. Is it because we are not as organized as Mr. Sperber? Yes. Is it because neither of us are a Sperber? Yes. 

Listen. John Hewett, Adam Cohen, Steve Pilon and I are gonna be rich. We are the best in the business at sprouting wood. In fact, John Hewett has been sprouting wood cheese boxes for almost 60 years. And Adam, he is our wood sprouting linchpin. Problem is, he already has a business, and a job, and little time to sprout wood.

Despite these tenous circumstances I continue to believe. Like I said we are the best in the business. We have been sprouting wood in Bay View for a long time. Long before Mr. Sperber and long before Addison was even a dirt road.  And you know what else. We don't need a grant. We got each other. And we got wood.

 I'm out. Later.

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